- Whats your name?
Lucifer Gray.
- Lucifer, where do you live?
Well…the future…in someone elses mind…I don’t know who they are…all I know is that I exist in their mind…and I’m a part of the story they’re creating…
- I see…Do you regularly make new friends?
No…no they all “hate me”…There’s only like, a few that like me…I mean…I do talk to people but I wouldn’t consider them friends I guess…
- What are your hobbies?
Rocks…I like rocks…I mean I like to go out to look at rocks. I do random things…I don’t really have any things I do…I just do things randomly on the way to get rocks…I mean well…I do jog…Is annoying people a hobby? Cause I do that a lot as well…
- Are you allergic to anything?
Peanuts…You know what people have the nerve to tell me? That i’d be part of the peanut gallery….how rude….I don’t even know what that is but, it’s still rude…
- What is the craziest thing you’ve done?
Well you see…it was night time and there was this really tall pole next to the lake and i decided “hey, why not climb it and attempt to jump off into the lake….” it was a shallow lake….I broke my rib…and my arm…it was a great experience though…
- What is your biggest fear?
Being replaced…imagine being replaced by an asthma inhaler thing…
- Would you consider cereal soup?
Well milk is not necessarily sauce….wait that’s like asking would you consider water soup if you put ice cubes in water??
- What’s the weirdest smell that you’ve smelled?
My own farts…sad…
- Toilet paper, over or under?
If you put it under..and it rubs against the wall…you want the wall on your…nevermind its over….
- What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
I dont even get embarrassed with clothing but according to my friend, Tobias, you know that costume where it looks like someone is riding a dinosaur…yeah that…I was on the news….
- How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
Okay so this is what you gotta do..it doesnt even have to be chicken it the eggs…so what you do is you put the eggs down and wait for the elephant to slip and boom. Dead elephant. It may cause a bit of an earthquake but, it’s okay.
- What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
Im actually very bad with insults…uhm…probably comparing someone to an egg yolk…i dont know
- if peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Poison…death..rip….list goes on
- Do You usually stay calm under a lot of pressure?
Nope i go POOF
- Do you consider yourself sentimental?
Do you know how many times i cry in a day?? Well…yeah.
- Do You feel comfortable just walking up to someone you find interesting and striking up a conversation.?
Yup…did it when i was a kid…
- You are more inclined to follow your head than your heart.
See…my head’s pretty stupid…a mixture of both…but when both are stupid…we have a problem…
- You are definitely not an artistic type of person.?
Well it depends on what you mean…abstract art…i can do that…OU, there was a project where we had to make something with macaroni…
- You tend to avoid drawing attention to yourself.
Absolutely…well…i don’t mean to draw attention but when i yell…everyones bound to hear it…most of it is accidental.
- What do you want to be reincarnated to in your next life?
A rock…definitely…but a purple rock…
- You enjoy going to art museums.?
Sheesh see…i got kicked out several times….lets go with no….the arts nice though….
- Are you allergic to peanuts?
Didn’t i just say death earlier…you know what…next question
- What would the world be like if it was filled with female copies of you?
Lets just say 2020 wouldn’t have had to exist….not in a good way
- If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Ran down the street naked.
- What’s the most useless talent you have?
I could screech really loud.
- What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
A girl bit me….hard….she just…okay we were sitting on a couch at my cousins house, Altair, and we were watching a movie…now see..the girl, Naomi, gets random urges to like…bite people…out of the blue…no warning or anything….but like…we were sitting next to each other and I was really into the movie and she turned around and bit me…hard….
Didn’t you jump off a pole into the lake though?
Oh right….that did happen…I said that earlier, didn’t I?….Yeah that too.
